shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon

me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.

by shnookers May 20, 2008

Kuta Shank

To describe someone anesthetically pleasing

"Did you see Alexsandra? Shes kuta shank!"

by eski4893028 January 5, 2009

Ror-shank

The act of enacting an extremely excessive, violent and unpleasant form of vigilante justice on someone; a la Rorschach from The Watchmen.

Yeah, I saw that guy trying to steal money from the clerk at the store. I grabbed a bottle, smashed him over the head and used the glass to slash the bastard's face. I Ror-shanked the sucker!

by CalDude JR June 1, 2010

Shank

like a 'nad shot...hurts real bad

gonna mutha-fuckin shank ya!

by kleinesMADchen October 26, 2006

shank text

A text sent with the intent of causing one emotional hurt & or sending some one a text just to piss them off..a text that is like the prison tool(a shank)used to make a quick hurtful stab.

Jill cheated on me so i sent her a shank text"... "Jack has been ignoring me lately so i sent him a shank text to piss him off

by RC_KC 87 October 11, 2010

Shanked a turd

When you use the restroom and leave a skid Mark on the bowl.

Hey bro, was that you who left a skid mark? Yes sorry bro I shanked a turd and missed the drop zone.

by Captain cupcake August 27, 2020

verbally shank

To issue a punishing put-down. Invented as a new substitute for "treat".

"You're dumb as shit."
"Oh!!! VERBALLY SHANKED!!!"

by venomlash April 5, 2009