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tickle my turds

An expression of encouragement from a passive gay partner (or possibly from a female buggeree) indicating that they are ready and willing to have their drains cleaned.
"Never mind those celebrities in the jungle, Ant, come back to bed and tickle my turds!"
by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005
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Tickle monster

A Uncle who really isn't your Uncle that forces you into submission and tickles you to the point you pee
Stop bringing that tickle monster looking ass mofo around my son
by ҚПÖЩLЁDGӘ October 11, 2018
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tickle

A way of touching someone causing immediate pleasure and delight that is acceptable in public and in front of family
Mike enjoys ticking Kerri because he can do it anywhere and she laughs and screams.

Kerri likes to tickle Mike and to be tickled when there is family is around because it is an 'ok' way of being all over eachother.
by Kerri December 10, 2004
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Full as a tick

The state of eating so much that you are literally as full as a tick that has just gorged itself on dog blood.
I knew I shouldn't have gone for round 5 at the buffet... I AM FULL AS A TICK!

I would love to make hot jungle love to you baby... but that dinner has me Full as a tick.
by Kashtro December 16, 2005
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tickle dick

Man with a small, floppy penis only good enough for a little tickle.
He's a right tickle dick!
by Sam Clarke March 18, 2005
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bro tickle

When a dude tickles another dudes pickle but it’s not gay.
Jim wanted a bro tickle from Chad.
by RadDadLad May 3, 2019
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gay ticket

A ticket or summons presented to someone for performing an overwhelmingly homosexual act.
Johnny slapped Petey in the ass and was presented with 3 gay tickets.

Roger wiped his ass from the front and was given 5 gay tickets.
by Georgeo December 13, 2008
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