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rusty trumpet

the act of, while performing sexual intercourse on a beach, pulling out and inserting meatrod into the sand, then back into the female's apparatus. the resulting friction causes sounds to come out of her mouth resembling that of a rusty trumpet (in reality, it is merely the experience of intense, searing pain in her lower torso)
dude, you gave her a rusty trumpet?

yeah man.
by crash December 22, 2004
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strumpet trumpet

the man's own meat. the blue vein flute. the schlong. the wanger. the leg grabber.
please see page no. 509 for a full list.
by <*}}}}>< September 26, 2003
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butt trumpet

old windows 3.11 internet control. usually used with modems slower than your mom.
by Matt Parker (parkman47) November 15, 2002
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butt trumpet

when a man fucks a women in the ass and punches her in the head witch makes her pucker up and he rips his dick out and her ass hole is inside out =(
by johnybobonny October 31, 2009
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Trumpet rump

The act of shoving a trumpet up someones butt.
Yo dude! Did you hear about that gay bandteacher trumpet rumping that guy? What a freak!
by bandteacher December 7, 2009
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Oo Trumpet

blowing into a womans vigina while eating her out and pushing on her stomach with ur lips still on her clit
Brian like to Oo Trumpet with Mary
by Jessica Grant January 9, 2004
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trumpet fudge

Shitty residue left on knob after faecal foraging,
My cock were full of trumpet fudge after I had piped her arse
by Engleflange Mcmangletrumpet March 30, 2014
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