1. A woman who has saggy tits that hang down to their belly can be said to have Monkey Titties.
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
2. A fat man who has big saggy girly tits can also be said to have monkey titties
3. Playfully the term can be used as a slam against a friend for being girly or acting like an old woman
4. An old woman who has baggy sagging tits
What's up Monkey Tits, did your mommy let you watch Golden Girls?
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
Damn that old bag has some big old monkey titties, They hang down to her knees!
by DeathFromBelow January 1, 2012
Get the Monkey Tittiesmug. by Fetxch March 15, 2020
Get the Titty-Wompmug. The Art of whipping ones breasts in a circular motion. Not to be confused with tassel twirling, as the nipple is as free as Canada.
So, are you going to incorporate tassels in your burlesque show tonight?
Tassels? Never! The audience is getting all out Whippy Titty!
Tassels? Never! The audience is getting all out Whippy Titty!
by Andizzle 4 Shizzle February 25, 2018
Get the Whippy Tittymug. The event in which you or the driver next to you is attempting to change lanes, but both vehicles either slow down or speed up which makes the lane change unsuccessful.
Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".
Both cars are side to side and move up and down, hence, "titty tag".
This asshole was titty tagging me on on freeway 59 last night, which caused me to miss the exit and make me late!
by vonhelsing20 October 29, 2012
Get the Titty Taggingmug. by Ned Farr July 25, 2011
Get the Titty Slingmug. n. Situation in which an individual feels compelled to assist or do some task, regardless of how abysmal the task may be, for an attractive female with an amazing set of breasts.
by no1ofimportance November 13, 2011
Get the Titty Trapmug. A giant frog with big ol mommy milkers. Big green tits, on a frog. A giant frog. The frog has to be at least 15 feet tall to be able to be a titty frog. Big gigantic jugs full of frog milk. Titty frog can often be used by cults as sacrificial objects, just lop off their honkers and sacrifice em to Satan.
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
What will Satan do with giant frog tits?
Why! That's a silly question.
Satan uses frog tits as hats of course. Frog tits keep ya ears and head warm, and they're very stylish. They come in packs of 2! Buy frog tit hats now! Just gotta sell your soul to Satan, or steal from cults, easy!
Guy 1: nice hat ya got there
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
Satan: Wow thanks. It was fan mail from some dudes who lopped off the boobs of a Titty frog.
by someone in need of Jesus November 24, 2020
Get the Titty frogmug.