greasy pubes

when one does not wash their curly haired pubes for more than 8 weeks

barney: ew did you see dominica yesterday
Sam: YEA her pubes where greasy ass fuck bruv
barney: ew dam she had greasy pubes

by suck me greasy ass pubes babey June 16, 2017

Pube Stash

A mustache that can grow around a post-pubescent guys penis

Fernanda: check out this guys pube stash
Walker: I swear to god if it’s another dick pick

by Wugar19 August 8, 2021

Rubik’s pubes

When your pubic hair becomes so tangled and knotted it becomes painful to walk and nearly impossible to solve the puzzle of untangling them.

Hey Bruv, you’re grimacing every time you stand up or take a step. Have you got rubik’s pubes? I usually down a bottle of scotch then get my missus to rub some conditioner into them and softly comb them.

by Nuphagus December 11, 2019

Pube monkey

When you shit on someone's pussy and throw it around afterward into eachothers mouths. Then you eat eachothers pubes.

"I did a pube monkey with your mum last night"

by Fortniteballz69 September 29, 2021

Falling pubes

hairs that fall out of the air that have crabs on them

Ron: Hey Look a bunch of falling pubes!

by SaintRow for life October 31, 2017

Pube shorts

A pair of shorts that are so short that there is a high risk for the wearer's pubic hair to be revealed through the bottom of one of the legs. Note: the Pube Shorts are not a gender specific garment.

Tommy: Did you see what Mollie was wearing today?
Jessica: Oooh! Pube Shorts all the way!

by blueisnotaname June 24, 2016

Pube Eater

One who eats another's pubic hairs.

Joe was having sex with Frank all night! He ate his pubes. What a Pube Eater!

by Ricky B May 13, 2005