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Noah

A kid who is quote a "nuclear terrorest" likes blowing up kittens and doin doin yo mom. He is also awesome at everything
Kid: hey look its noah.
Other kid: man, i wish i was that cool kid
by Thebesst July 8, 2013
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Noah

A gay bitch ass nigga who really loves to plop with his firends and enjoys black dick also like to finger dogs butthole when he can
by PussyMasterGuy February 20, 2019
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Noah

A piece of shit and does alot of crack
by Realperson1234 March 4, 2019
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Noah

The best person your ever going to meet. He is so HOT, sexy, and handsome. He is a great kisser, and evn better in bed. He is a music god, and knows how to make a girl happy.
Girl 1: are you dating Noah?
Girl 2: yeah, he’s AMAZING AND SO HOT OMG AHHHHHH
by The11ama October 16, 2018
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Noah

Noah is a little Bitch ANd is weird looking
by Noah -hater January 18, 2018
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Noah

If headass, donkey, panini head and twig had a conjoint definition Noah would definitely be it. He has green eyes, dark brown Dora length hair and resembles a baby wolf. One of the hairiest people you will meet. You could make a fur coat out of his arms and facial hair. One of the biggest smokers you will meet too. He is known to take not only one or two joints to the face but sometimes 5. IKR pretty insane. He’s pretty much everything you’re looking for in a guy. He’s sweet and funny and easy to talk to you. He’s a bit of a pain in the ass but he’s totally worth it. One of the BIGGEST headasses you’ll ever meet. Super white, whiter than melk. This guy will screenshot FLANNEL and ask if it’s a “cop”. Legit does not get whiter than this. Noah is down for anything and is always there w a listening ear no matter the situation. He will put you first and will make sure that you are at your best. Definitely a catch. You could never go wrong w him. He’ll make you cheese constantly and will always cap on you. Gives the best hugs even though he’s a twig. Will NOT kiss you back. Will just look at you petrified. If I had the opportunity to go back and unmeet him, I’d gladly take it just to get to know him all over again.
Noah is a HeAdAsS
by paniniheadass September 25, 2019
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Noah

Is a god at fortnite and a great lady man and super sexy
Noah is so dam sexy
by 218sexy December 10, 2018
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