Naughty Mouse

A human mouse that is vewy vewy NAUGHTY. A way you can avoid being called this is just being a good boi/gal and being NICE.

You have been a very NAUGHTY MOUSE.

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 12, 2022

naughty-gift scavenger

A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.

As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.

by QuacksO February 16, 2019

Honk on the naughty

A phrase that describes using and/or sharing a vape often with friends

Hey mate can I have a honk on the naughty?

by Sydhowareya May 21, 2024

naughty ehling

When you begin to shit in a toilet, and the water splashes up and touches your butthole.

A: Dude I just went to the bathroom and experienced a naughty ehling.

B: So relatable!

by bimbambum November 10, 2017

The Naughty Hosway

When a girl and a guy are fucking, the guy takes his dick out and shoves pumpkin seeds up your vagina. Then the guy take a pink bendy straw and sucks them out.

Dude, me and this girl were doing the Naughty Hosway and her mom walked in on us and shit a chicken!!

by Magjames Hedgelad November 1, 2009

Naughty rumpus

A loud and attention grabbing display of public affection in a very very sexual manour usually involving loud slurping of the male or female genitalia

Jennifer and mike were arrested for performing a naughty rumpus in a hotel lobby

by Nautical wizard February 21, 2015

spew naughty

After a nice Italian dinner wrap your cock in a cannoli and spew naughty. I would like a bowl of spew naughty with my Chianti. Italian saying that replaces Spumante as a dessert.

Would you like a after dinner treat of spew naughty?

by Baracki Obama November 19, 2020