Missile Sponge

A ship, a Revenue Director or a Peer who attracts attention in such a way that helps you avoid it.

"Grant was a real missile sponge in that last "Quality call", thank god for that guy"
" The aircraft carrier is the target, but the frigate is the missile sponge"

by YoloRoc August 25, 2023

Metabollistic missile

A family friendly, yet funnier synonym for shit, or in some contexts, explosive diarrhea

I have launched a metabollistic missile, which eridicated hundreds of smell receptors

by Goulashwithmustard October 3, 2023

Fire off some missiles

Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.

by Wigwam Doctor January 25, 2024

silk missile

Another word for semen or Sperm

Last night I shot some silk missiles at her back

by Doughboyjunior June 8, 2023

runners missile

when you’re fucking a girl and you pull out and run to the other end of the room to full torque run and dive into her vagina

“yo bro, i hit this girl with the runners missile last night, had to carry her to her car”

by crapped August 28, 2021

Glitch Missile

A poorly coded software exploit that is more likely to crash a system instead of giving you access to it.

"Hey, did you see the POC for CVE-9001-99999?"
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."

by throwaway_mcgee August 3, 2021

blood missile

When a girl who is menstruating uses her tampon as a weapon

Woah that chick just threw a blood missile into the crowd

by Cumjunkie69 October 13, 2022