Hey Kyle, wanna cuddle?
by Joel æsthetic August 2, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Kyle will be the sweetest person you've ever met, he'll always be there for you no matter what and always listen to you. He gives amazing advice on anything and everything. You guys will bond super quickly and trust each other more than anything. Kyle has been through ups and downs and understands you more than anyone else. If you ever come across a Kyle, talk to him, bond with him, you definitely won't regret it. He has the best jokes and will always make you laugh when you're sad, and he will certainly be the funniest person you've ever met. He would take a bullet for you.
I was talking to Kyle last night.
by I love fishies November 17, 2022
Get the Kylemug. The poor kid at school who always gets asked if he drinks a shot on of monster when he's just a normal person trying to get by in life.
by KillMeForChristSake September 30, 2019
Get the Kylemug. Sometimes a person who doesn’t drink red monster, skateboard, or punch things. Probably a good student and loves his family
by Mr retard man October 2, 2019
Get the Kylemug. A man child who’s blood is made of Red Bull and has to repeatedly tell people that he “Doesn’t have anger issues”.
by Bronson Savage May 27, 2020
Get the Kylemug. A Kyle is a guy who goes to the bar alone picking fights with everyone after his big motocross tournament and goes home drunk and pissed off. not long after that he beats his wife. A fully grown Kyle is about 6'3 in height, skinny muscular body type and punches holes in walls. he loves meth and monster energy which is why he is way to fucking aggressive.
Person 1: Oh no! crackhead Kyle is beating his wife again.
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
Person 2: Oh god! to much monster and meth i guess...
by User015 July 16, 2019
Get the Kylemug. the nibba that drink every monster, plays fortnite 24/7, doesn't have a social life, watches nascar racing, and dies a sad lonely virgin.
by name definitions for everyone, January 10, 2020
Get the Kylemug.