(similar to a california forest fire) this is when u dress up like a schoolgirl and douse yourself in gasoline then light yourself on fire only to have yourself put out by the seminal fluids of 25-30 other men.
by pablo suave April 14, 2006

by bellclub June 10, 2010

by Cmalloy May 7, 2016

The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.
Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.
by Darwin Sobcheck April 27, 2020

noun: when you do not wipe your ass enough / sweat like a mother in the grundle/butthole area causing a flaming sensation on your asshole that only can be healed by showering or spreading your cheeks when sitting.
"Damn, my asshole feels like it is bleeding right now, this flaming mary has to be from the dump i took earlier, i knew i didn't wipe enough"
by Rear Guru December 15, 2011

by Reeder May 8, 2022

Jake: What the fuck smells so god damn bad!?
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
Wes: I gave you a flaming kerplunk cause you fucked my sister.
by grand Master February 4, 2014
