An Italian blasphemy used in really rare cases of extreme hurting or when dealing with serious problems. It literally means "God is a Kobra". It's usually screamed, making the actual words longer than they were supposed to be.
Dio Cobra's using Examples:
1-"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, I carramba hanno imboccato!"
"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, the police came!"
2-"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, me so rotto er dito, Dio canagliaaaaaa!"
"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, I broke my finger, Dio canagliaaaaaaaa!"
1-"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, I carramba hanno imboccato!"
"Diiiiiioooo Cooooobrrrraaa, the police came!"
2-"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, me so rotto er dito, Dio canagliaaaaaa!"
"Dioooo Cooooobraaaaaa, I broke my finger, Dio canagliaaaaaaaa!"
by DioSporco February 20, 2017
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by Aam Nath Covid March 16, 2021
Get the Aami Actor Cobra mug.A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
by Madro August 8, 2015
Get the cobra shot mug.When a male snakes his mates because he's a paigon. He invites his bird to drinks before a party in which he was usually meant to attend with his closest mates. He is a snake. cunt.
Dave: Im taking amy for drinks before the party
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
Boys: cunt you snake
Dave: don't worry ill be there at 10
Boys: but you're a cunt
*dave still is not there at 11pm*
Boys: dave is a snake and a cunt
Dave: i was ill
Boys: cunt
Amy: i have hand cramp from tossing dave off so much
Dave: i am such a davidoff false cobra I'm such a smokey wanker
by iamasnake January 25, 2014
Get the Davidoff False Cobra mug.A Father that displays chronic narcissistic traits. A Cobra Dad will bite with a venomous poison that consists of verbal, mental, physical ,and emotional abuse towards their targeted child. The Cobra Dad will also see their child as their source of supply and will bite a child until the child becomes the golden child or the scapegoat.
I did everything my Cobra Dad ask me to and I can't please him no matter what I do. He always expects me to respond to his every call. I feel like I never get have my own identity because he insists on giving me one. My Cobra Dad is so controlling and talks to me condescendingly. He gets so jealous when I outshine him.
by beedebbibee January 4, 2020
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My soulmate ate roasted cobra, but don't worry, he's not a ginger. He colored it with a Crayola marker. All good.
by The-real-cobra-queen June 17, 2018
Get the Roasted cobra mug.A mexican shedding cobra is when your having sex and the hole the penis is inside of is too dry, which makes the top layer of skin peel off of the penis.
"How was last night with that new baddy?"
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
"It was going great for me until I aquired a mexican shedding cobra."
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