portuguise breakfast

a sexual act wher the man craks eggs into a womans vagina and has sex with her thus scammbeling them. when the man ejaculates in her pour them into a pan and cook them. serve to some unlucky soul and enjoy. ;)

my wife and i severd our neighbor a portuguise breakfast after his dog pooped on our lawn.

by Jeff Young June 2, 2007

hot breakfast

: the act of smoking marijuana in the morning. see wake and bake

"Here comes the Fonz, sure looks like started the day with a Hot Breakfast!"

by Dinky Partridge October 12, 2009

Pirate's Breakfast

A breakfast concoction consisting of Cap'n Crunch cereal floating in Captain Morgan or Admiral Nelson rum.

I've heard of starting early, but can you believe he's having a Pirate's Breakfast on a Tuesday morning!?

by Shile July 12, 2007

Texas Breakfast

Where you crack an egg and scramble it inside someone's asshole with your sausage from vigorous fucking whilst also pouring buttermilk on them. Bonus points if you pour grits on their tits
Cowboy hat optional (but recommended)

Why didn't you answer my call?
Sorry man I was giving my girl that Texas Breakfast

by TheLordOfFridges November 6, 2022

Breakfast Buns

The act of eating a pancake breakfast out of the crack of some glorious buns.

So the other day, my bitch let me have breakfast buns for dinner. I can't believe how much syrup came out of her ass.

by The Oracle 87 June 29, 2019

breakfast bowl

marijuana smoked early in the morning, usually before breakfast

Yeah, my brother likes to smoke a breakfast bowl when he leaves his girlfriend's place in the morning.

by ChristianMingle.com August 14, 2016

Leopards Breakfast

When a guy goes down on a girl when she's on her period and comes up looking like a leopard who's just feasted.

Dude, last night was great he ate me out and came up looking like a Leopards Breakfast

by Tillyhoward May 5, 2018