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Trench doctor

by anonymous December 10, 2021
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Trench Edging

When you are taking a shit, and you let the turd about halfway out, but then suck it back in and repeat the process. Typically used as a method of self-punishment, similar to regular edging.
A: "Bro what took you so long to get back on the game? You were gone for like an hour."
B: "Sorry bro, I was busy trench edging myself, I've been hating myself a lot recently."
by imVigin December 23, 2021
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Trenches

“i grew up in the trenches.”
by OfficialGxngstxr February 11, 2022
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Trench Warfare

Trench warfare is fighting between two opposite sides with soldiers dug into ditches on either side with "No Man's Land" inbetween. It usually consists of soldiers, sometimes tanks, and usually artillery. One side would send wave after wave into No Man's Land untill they gave up or the opposing Trench was overrun. Trench warfare was first used in World War 1 and continued as a style of fighting for years to come.
Charles V: Men, You will be sent into Trench Warfare in France against the Germans.
Kaiser Wilhelm: We will also use Trench Warfare!
by REE man March 9, 2022
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Trenched

Digging one's hole.
Mate did you bang her?

Ohh bro! I changed lanes without indicating trenched it!
by DB Dynamite March 11, 2022
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Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.
Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench
by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022
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Trench Hopper

Someone who grew up in the hood that joined the military. Preferably the marines.
"Dude was living in the trenches now he works in the trenches, hes a trench hopper"
by Dioo April 4, 2022
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