gut pudding

Soft excrement, having the consistency and texture of chocolate pudding.

Every time I have dairy my ass pumps out gut pudding for a week.

by The Mad Quaffler January 21, 2017

chinese pudding

The diarrhea that happens after you eat chinese food.

Timmy ate chinese for dinner, and it gave him chinese pudding for desert.

by chinkchongchang December 12, 2014

clam pudding

The mixture of semen and vagina juice after sex.

"How was the sex?"
"Good. After he finished I let him taste some of the clam pudding ;)"

by Nktbnnnrs May 05, 2016

Mustard on the Pudding

Enough is enough, when someone is sick and tired of something. When you can no longer handle anymore of what is being done.

That last phone call was just the mustard on the pudding.

by StarmanG October 19, 2017

Fapioca pudding

Fap as in masturbation... when a male cums in the shower and the semen hits the hot water in the shower, it clumps/scrambles into a colloid similar to tapioca pudding, hence, we call it FAPioca pudding.

God dammit Jon. There is fapioca pudding stuck to the floor of the shower. Why can’t you jack off somewhere else?

by LarpingLion March 12, 2021

Fapioca Pudding

When you finally ejaculate and shoot you cum into your lovers bellybutton and sprinkle a little water onto the cum so it slightly coagulates and force them to eat it with a spoon.

My wife is so pissed that I made her eat my fapioca pudding.

by Huge Rod Pussy Assassin October 13, 2018

penis pudding

jiz, cum, lol ur own marinara sauce loler

man susie ate a lot of franks penis pudding last night

by MC carty August 04, 2005