Dominican Half Nelson

When you squeeze a girl so hard that her large intestines fall out and you cut some off to make a condom and fuck your first cousin with it. The key is that it will rip and you get to cum inside her. Or him I don’t judge.

Jeff: Hey mom do you have a victim for me to give a Dominican half nelson to. Me and the old cuzzo feel a lil aroused and I want to go ham.
Mom: Oh sure honey try giving Mrs.Nelson a ring. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind.

by J_Dubz December 16, 2024

Jalen nelson

the boyfriend to jazelle Neal and a yummy kid

hmmm I want me a peice of that Jalen nelson

by wxandzrs April 26, 2024

nelson ma

the hourse
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
ma ke

ma ke

"marke why u hourse"
- laoshi
"idk"
- nelson ma

by tang yuan September 27, 2022

Nelson

Nelson is typically a little femboy that struggles to make friends. His day to day begins with waking up with a wet pillow, as he cried himslef to sleep the previous night. He then proceeds to eat a 5 course meal for breakfast because he is plus sized as a motherfucker. When he gets to school, all of his "friends" tell him to kill himself. He never listens, for some reason, as he thinks he has any worth in this world (he does not). Nelson was conceived on accident. A bit of precum seeped through a tiny hole in the condom, and nelson managed to swim all the way up to the ovaries despite the universe's best efforts to prevent this, as precum is literally more useful as a handwash than nelson.

Oh look, it's Nelson. The world would be a better place if he killed himself

by accuratedefinitonmaker July 27, 2023

Nelson

When player tosses a bag and smacks it into the front of the board during a Cornhole match.

We would have won that match, but Adam threw a Nelson and blew it.

by Shiloh Shenanigans July 20, 2023

Heather ann Nelson

A a wonderful smart loving mother daughter and lover she has a big ass that's so nice and she's like and God bless her last week love and health and 18 she's beautiful like she's like older woman but she looks like she's 18 and she's so caring and she's just a twinkle my little eye and I love her

Come here Heather ann Nelson I need you to give me some loving! 👄💝

by The1youwant February 20, 2025

tanner nelson

Tanner nelson is the finest mf alive. He eats ass from the back and he will let you braid his culito hairs. Don’t get on his bad side or he will verbally abuse you. He likes to prey on his victims outside of the high school in his free time.

Wow who’s that parked outside of the high school? Oh, that’s just tanner nelson!

by benshapirosmom May 25, 2022