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Mullet Mafia

A mafia with people that only have mullets, and have nothing better to do with their life. and their leader is the crazy football coach that has a sucky mullet.
coach: let’s have a mullet mafia

every boy in the grade: BETTT
by omw.to.your.dads.house October 14, 2019
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Milf Mafia

A group of mothers that participate in different activities in the name of their children. Once in the Milf Mafia you are family and their is no easy way out.
Jules couldn't wait to have her baby and be accepted in the Milf Mafia.
by Barry DeBeers January 13, 2015
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Orange Mafia

“Orange Mafia” is a reference to the domestic terrorists of Stop the Steal and the Proud Boys, who wore orange gear as they participated in a seditious conspiracy on Jan 6, 2020 that attempted to overthrow our democracy. It has since been extended to include “Trump” Republicans who see themselves as his defenders. It is used by others to invoke orange jumpsuits worn by prisoners.
At a rally on July 22, 2022, the head of the Arizona Republican Party stated, “Ultra MAGA!!! I’m a proud member of the Orange Mafia!!”
by RiverAngel September 4, 2022
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Oilfield Mafia

A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.
Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.

Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.

Wife: I want a divorce

Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.

Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly
by DD Alwhiney June 8, 2019
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Ham Mafia

A group based around a Team Fortress 2 melee weapon named "Ham Shank"
"Join the Ham Mafia today for a free Ham Shank"
by Hamton Ham Mafia May 16, 2022
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westfort mafia

A gang of semen slingers in Thunder Bay Ontario, infamous for lathering houses in the Westfort area in actual cum similar to that of TPing houses.
“What in the world? My house is covered in cum!”
“Damn man, must’ve been a devilish act perpetrated by the Westfort Mafia!”
by Cumhead69x December 10, 2019
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overdose mafia

The one and only place to be in imobsters!!!... period!!
To be at a place that will build you,to farm and not be farmed,to own the hitlist,to be at one with a family,to simply be the best,end of story.Overdose mafia
by OD,od,OḎ💉,mobs,overdose, December 30, 2013
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