A jolly, overweight individual. Typically male. His boisterous physique and humorous personality fill everyone around him with joy.
John is such a grand fat, he’s always cracking jokes and eating goldfish crackers. Not to mention he weighs 342 pounds! What a card!
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Joey Diaz: So, Duke, I heard you the new... uh.. "Grand Rizzard". Now what the hell is that?
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
Duke: Huh? (he's old as fuck)
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She experienced a Grand Clong because she had just asked an acquaintance how the kids were, before remembering they had both died recently in a car wreck.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
He received a text asking where he was, and immediately suffered a Grand Clong when he realized he was supposed to be at the Very Important Meeting instead of at a matinee movie showing.
Standing at the podium in front of the packed auditorium, a Grand Clong washed over her as she pulled her folded speech printout from her pocket and saw that it was her travel itinerary.
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