Golden Ticket

When you wipe your ass after taking a dump and there’s absolutely no shit on the toilet paper.

I wiped a second time because I couldn’t believe my luck, I actually had a golden ticket, it’s going to be a lucky day.

by TimmerOU812 June 19, 2020

golden slimy

When you pee while nutting in a girl.

"Put the pee in the nut when you nut inside me, you know what they call that? The golden slimy."

by Hiness303 November 3, 2021

Golden Sailor

A party cocktail drink. Rum topped off with urine. Traditionally served in a large plastic tumbler.

Hey man, I'm bringing in the new year with a couple of Golden Sailors.

by Proud Lion January 2, 2011

Golden Phelps

A sub-type of dank that has golden hairs and crystals. Formally named after Michael Phelps and his gold medals.

Man, I smoked up some Golden Phelps last night, and damn was I trippin'.

by life_of_party March 8, 2009

Golden Offer

When someone asks you if you would pee on them.

A young lady is minding her own business waiting to cross the street. She is approached by an old man. Initially he is friendly but then asks the young lady if she would like to come back to his place and pee on his finger. After declining she later names this encounter a "Golden Offer."

by zayzay January 18, 2014

Golden Slazenger

When a gentleman opens up his partners anus and proceeds to urinate within.

It cost a lot of money, but it was well worth it for that golden slazenger!

by Jjely90 July 25, 2018

Golden dribble

Kind of like a golden shower except the person

That’s going pee has an enlarged prostate

Would you like a golden dribble?

by Yeti Vendetti March 28, 2021