When you're about to ejaculate down a woman's throat and you karate chop her in the Jugular, she sounds like a goat eating a burrito.
by Burrito Boy August 2, 2017

by Dalhousie's finest November 22, 2009

The act of two straight males that are naked with raging hard ons running at eachother and banging their dick heads together. If any body part touches other than the the two dick heads it's considered homosexual.
by Fletcher cocks January 18, 2017

by DefineTheGreatLine March 30, 2011

a mythical creature that appears during long drives. It's a cute little critter that takes residence in your pocket. Is it real?
Goats are cute and pockets are handy, so why wouldn't you want a goat in your pocket; a pocket goat.
by Bleeeeeeaaat... February 5, 2009

by tomboy princess April 27, 2021

Being in a situation SO screwed that there is no hope of recovery or clean withdrawal. also see FUBARnext stage up from Cluster Fucksimalar to goat rope.
Everybody was instructed to not fire until authorized by HQ (head quarters) while taking heavy incoming fire from the next block. The soldiers wondered how to get out of this Goat Fuck situation.
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
Also used in a question of responsability " who's in charge of this Goat Fuck?"
by FrontierViking July 15, 2008
