jack fountain

can be annoying can be a prick can be stupid but all round a nice person

don’t be a jack fountain

by jejaokanbchieoalms October 17, 2019

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Cherub Fountain

The act of pulling one’s penis directly up and proceeding to piss in one’s own mouth simulating a decorative cherub garden fountain.

“I want to surprise my art professor with a stunning picture. Maybe I should try to Cherub Fountain.”

by ZombieMercs December 25, 2023

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Florida footlong fountain

A 2 part level 4 sex move in which a foot long baby crocodile is wedged into a girl's vagina and turned into a piss fountain. Once satisfied the crocodile will be cooked over an open flame and consumed.

Bertha ripped a mean Florida footlong fountain last night. Best damn crocodile I ever eaten.

by Farmermann23 October 12, 2023

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Alaskan fountain

Alaska fountain is when your partner is restrained to the bed while you place a snorkland mask on their face and fill it with a piss filled Frozen snorkel. As it melts and mask fills with pee pee the screams and the panic shoot fluid up the snorkel making a fountain. In 1817 the founders of remote island in Alaska would us this act of love to to install family values like stockholm syndrome. in there underage kidnapped wife's.

Alaskan fountain should be used when water boarding meets 1 sided love romances. bring love into a basment

by GUMBALICIOUS July 26, 2025

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tornado fountain

an event during sex combining the tornado where one holds onto the blades of a ceiling fan while in the doggy style position creating a spin and bringing the partner to climax strongly enough to create a "fountain".

Dave told me he and Sarah had a tornado fountain last night, while trying the tornado.

by oldguard April 20, 2023

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