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Cobra credit

To have credit that is so bad that it sets off alarms and even the sprinklers the kind of credit Homer Simpson had when he tried to buy a car
That n**** try to buy an RV today but got turned down because he had Cobra credit oh hell no that's f***** up
by Cobrakia June 22, 2021
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The dirty cobra

The Dirty Cobra is when a guy that is uncircumcised is getting a blow job having just been inside their partners anus. The person blowing gets the foreskin and using their mouth inflates the foreskin causing the wang to puff up like a cobra.
Man the bitch was filthy, she even gave me the dirty cobra!!!
by Bspoony123 August 28, 2022
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cobra gang

A group of 5 amazing girls, each very diffrent all extrmelly good looking.
Wow! I really want all the cobra gang girls
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Cobra yawn

The shape the opening makes when a penis is quickly pulled out of a vagina.
After a fast pounding, he quickly pulled out and left a gaping Cobra Yawn.
by Nucleardictionary November 29, 2017
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Μάριος COBRA

A person that is very special. When he was younger, he didn't have friends. He got bullied a lot. Even from persons that he thought he was friend of his. But. After some years, marios changed everything. He became an extremely hot teenager, having an excellent physic and body. Specialist in Martial arts and a highly skilled bike rider. In his free time, he is playing bowling and he is a professional at it. Football....is something that he can express his thoughts and creativity. There is no one like him in football. And never will be. He is the best kid in the world. But, you need patience to know him perfect. But, whoever does. He has the one person everyone would want to have in their lifes
And he has a really hhhhuuuugggeee dick girls. So be careful
Μάριος COBRA IS A SEX PROFESSOR
by Marios COBRA November 20, 2021
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cobra

A slang for the Mickey Cobra (MC/🐍) in Chicago
Let’s spin down his block they really ain't shit, let's catch us a cobra and send him to Mick
(MBlock Die Y: FED Baby)
by DatguySkii July 6, 2025
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cobra/jofu

Cobra is known in d0xxing/ext0rting com, he gives no faith to anyone regardless of age or disability, "he's not in his right mind" he will manipulate you into thinking you have a bond and rob you blind. if you ever come in contact with him his alias are "cobra" "jofu" "bitq" block him immediately, aslong as his close friend "cursed".
"We don't fall, only rise - cobra/jofu"
by Wefoundyou6 January 2, 2024
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