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soyed booger

A booger that is soyed. It could be deep fried, hydrogenated, grilled, saturated, or anything in between!
Ew, look! There’s a nasty soyed booger smeared on the wall!
by Koala from Havana January 29, 2019
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Hood booger

a dumb black individual that decides to make poor decisions such as hit licks as an athlete
hey tae wyd
Oh, im being a hood booger
by anonymous June 15, 2023
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Impossible Booger

when you go to pick your booger but your finger accidentally pushes it back too far.
Me: Tyrene, why is your finger all dirty?
Tyrene: cause I just spent five minutes with an impossible booger

Me: Heather you’ve had your finger in your nose for five minutes.
Heather: can’t help it Don, I have an impossible booger that rolled out of reach

Me: mom go get your tweezers! I’ve got an impossible booger
Mom: the long ones?
Me: yea
by Jurmy February 8, 2020
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Booger Hooker

A sex worker who deals specifically with fetishes of the nose. This can include urethral insertion, or any other sexual gratification dealing with the nose/snot.
Did you see Bert last night?
Yup, that fat ass was nose deep in his booger hooker.
Oof.
by DJ Dad Mouth July 3, 2019
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Booger-storage

A place most people get rid of their newly-picked boogers. Its usually under certain surfaces, like a table, chair, desk, shelves and so on.
"I`m just gonna leave it in the booger-storage..." "Ew! I accidentally touched a booger-storage!"
by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018
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Assassin Booger

A crusty booger that scratches the inside of your nose when trying to dig it out.
Damn assassin booger made my nose bleed when I tried to get it out of there.
by Miz🐝 January 5, 2019
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Ugly booger

Ugly booger is totally different from calling your girlfriend ugly
“Ok you ugly booger,whatever you say

“Sophie quit being such a ugly booger”
by Seth albright November 16, 2021
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