A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.
Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
by Alaric C. February 10, 2015
Get the Christmas Listmug. Neil Patrick Harris is so GAY-LIST
by LORD BLAIRTRON November 24, 2010
Get the GAY-LISTmug. A list of different hypothetical situations or circumstances as to why a person should be paranoid about something. This is usually the type of list drawn up by parents when they don't know where their kid is. But people can create a paranoia list for all sorts of reasons.
Mother: Where's Jimmy?
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
Tom: I don't know mom
Mother: What if he's been kidnapped, or mugged, or raped, or abudcted by aliens or beheaded, or sold for drugs, or worse?!?!?!
Tom: Jeez mom don't make a paranoia list
by 2b4sure September 5, 2009
Get the Paranoia Listmug. A list of people who do not wash their hands after defacating. People who are witnessed committing this heinous crime are placed on the 'brown list', or they are 'brown listed'.
Co-worker: You may want to double up on the hand sanitizer after shaking hands with Bill Q., he was Brown Listed last week.
by wonnmeister2 February 27, 2011
Get the Brown Listmug. 
This is the list that you tell people when u invite them somewhere and they want to know who else is going before they commit. It includes those who are definitely going, those who might go, those who plan on going but never show up. And it does not include those who show up completely unexpectedly. The actual attendance always ends up being totally different than the guess list.
Are you going tonight?
Idk maybe, who else is going?
So far the guess list includes me, Kumo, Lourdes, Bob, Sandra. I think Maria and Tanesha are going too. Vanessa if her back feels better. Rachele might stop by. Nicole might stop by but she has to get up really early tomorrow so probably not.
Idk maybe, who else is going?
So far the guess list includes me, Kumo, Lourdes, Bob, Sandra. I think Maria and Tanesha are going too. Vanessa if her back feels better. Rachele might stop by. Nicole might stop by but she has to get up really early tomorrow so probably not.
by moviemogul February 19, 2011
Get the guess listmug. by Jastona December 17, 2017
Get the Blue Listmug.