splash a text

When you are trying to be casual about sending some one a text message around your friends even though you really want to talk to that person

"Why don't you just text her and see what she is doing?" "Alright fine, I'll splash a text to her"

by chudgin_along December 6, 2014

Text Dissertation

Sending multiple texts which far exceed the 160 character limit of a standard text message that often includes superfluous details; typically involves complex conversations that should take place via email or phone call.

Diane: Did you understand the point I was trying to make in my text?

Chris: You mean your last 16 texts in a row? No, Diane, because I didn't have time to read your text dissertation. Just call me.

by Tippy_CJM February 25, 2012

Text to Speechlexia

When using Google's Android text to speech and the text is wrong but you send it anyway. This can be done on purpose or by accident.

Guy 1: "Why did you text me 'I'm gonna do your girlfriend.'"?
Guy 2: "I meant to text you 'Do you want to go to the ballgame.'".
Guy 1: "Ok, cool lol, I was gonna kick your ass".
Guy 2: "It must have been text to speechlexia".

by jkherbz April 23, 2010

Text Rage

when people get angry about a text that was misunderstood. This usually happens when the texter forgets that sarcasm and charming voices do not carry well via text. The textee then feels that anger or ill will has been presented and lashes out against the unsuspecting sender of the original text. Friendships have been severed and spouses have been murdered due to such trivial matters. It's amazing we are all still alive to read this bit of nonsense.

Upon reading and misunderstanding his wife's text, he fell into a fit of text rage, throwing his cell phone across the room and watching it smash into pieces.

by buggerritt October 25, 2012

Text Tied

When you, for some odd reason, make a lot of typos. Almost as if you have forgotten how to type.

Bill: hiw aee ypu dping?
Jane: Dude you are so text tied

by HtotheARLIE November 28, 2009

Text abreviations

idk: I don't know wyd: what are you doing?

idc: I don't care STFU: shut the f*ck up

Istg: I swear to god TL;DR: too long, didn't read

LMK: let me know tbh: to be honest

brb: be right back TTYL: talk to you later

Lmao: laughing my @$$ off FAQ: frequently asked question

Np: no problem ILY: I love you

text abreviations
p1: WYD?
p2: eating you?

p1: watching a movie, and istg it so boring
p2: ok LOL LMK if it gets interesting
P1: ok TTYL

by my tik tok is sushi.ariella January 5, 2021

texting chemistry

When two douche bags claim to have good conversations through text but are awkward as fuck in person ALL THE TIME.

I mean, he's not even that good looking... but we have good texting chemistry. But its weird in person

by dfwu March 2, 2015