left knee

what you hurt while tripping over drugs

"I was tripping on the drugs and I hurt my left knee"

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Jeff left

Right

Make a Jeff left here.

by Cftuikhfsd January 7, 2018

Left-Theft

When a privileged member of the Left exploits the emotional labor of the less fortunate members and then claims victimhood when called out for it.

Jesse committed left-theft when he refused to acknowledge the POC's mental health crisis, nor their previous contributions to the organization, and expressed feeling unappreciated for his misguided attempts to intervene, leading to trigger-blocking the POC.

by Senecae June 16, 2022

Left anklet

Wearing an anklet on the left ankle is a secret way to indicate one is queer and part of the LGBTQ+ community

“You’re wearing a left anklet? That’s the gay side”

by ichoosetobeanonymous1990 July 7, 2023

The Shark On The Left

The only reason 73% of us watched he super bowl half-time show.

"Did you see that guy on The Voice!?!? He totaly pulled a shark on the left moment!"
"He did pull the shark on the left! Like a boss too!

by Lol:) February 4, 2015

left it in the sink

An unfinished argument or insult that two people have not resolved. The argument can continue at any moment.

"You're a casserole, Dudley! Last time you dished Michelle, you left it in the sink."

by Richard-d'Persen June 2, 2016

left test

A rough method of judging a person's rate of aging. To left test is to view a user's current profile picture on Facebook, which is the most recent, and press the left arrow key. This goes back to the user's first picture, when they were younger. It may span several years, or few, and their mileage will vary.

<while friend is stalking someone on Facebook> Damn, give them the left test!
According to the left test, she's like-new.

by midinerd September 11, 2016