That's what I told my first wife. 

Much like the popular phrase "that's what she said", "that's what I told my first wife" can apply to male only references. The first known use was by Michael Thor Lengies Sept. 2012.

Perfect set ups:
"It's doesn't get any harder than this." "That's what I told my first wife."

Sarcastic:
"I always wear condoms." "That's what I told my first wife."

Out of no where:
"I've got a date at 9:00." "That's what I told my first wife."

Self degrading humor:
"I'm just not a one woman man." "Yeah, that's what I told my first wife."

Thats what he said, Thats what she said, Inuendo, Sexual,

That's what I told my first wife. by JoeliusC September 28, 2012

that can't run 

when something can't happen, or is unacceptable to, in roadmap terms.

mate1: sally kissed johhny and dylan at last nights party!
mate 2: no, i want her for myself, that can't run.

that can't run by lowkeyy.xv July 9, 2017

that’s a thing 

Phrase to literally identify anything as a “thing”. Used mainly to state that something unusual is going on and it’s a thing because it’s in reality.

“The woman at cvs just closed the door 25 minutes earlier so I guess that’s a thing”
“My boyfriend is actually a woman soooo apparently that a thing “
“Wow that’s a thing?” (Talking about any crazy situation)
“Mom I just got arrested for walking drunk.. I didn’t know that’s a thing”

that’s a thing by Goldilocks25 May 8, 2018

that’s some gay shit 

Any inconvenience of any magnitude.

Bro i just stubbed my toe!
Ahh that’s some gay shit

that’s some gay shit by Jack Douglas69 December 9, 2019

That’s not very cash money of you 

When someone does something that’s kind of an
asshole or irrelevant.

Bro, that’s not very cash money of you!

That’s not very cash money of you by Dictionary Elle January 25, 2020

That's good 

A filler for a conversation used to show response to a person's story with some interest. A listener may like the person, but this response is Often given in response to a subject that is complex and/or the person listening does not know a lot about such as a story. Used in place when listener does not want to look ignorant or does not know about subject to make an depth analysis.

Example;
Father; I just fixed the lawnmower. It had a special motor and I replaced the value along with the spark plugs. I went to the store and check the appropriate department and they had it on sale. I am looking to get some special fuel. It should work great

Son; That's good dad.

That's good by Wolfie_56 March 28, 2020

that fucking thing 

when you’re too lazy to describe a specific object, place or time and simply insert a blatant cover instead

Do you remember that fucking time where that fucking thing went missing on that fucking street?

that fucking thing by aleeshe May 21, 2020