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tennis pimp

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some one who is very 1337 at tennis
by YoSHi March 22, 2005
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Tengis

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Awww damn, I stepped on a Tengis.
by RealTruth March 5, 2009
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When two guys are simultaneously sex with a girl and she bounces inside of one to the other, much like a tennis ball going back and forth.
Person 1: Hey, Brad and I were tennising this girl last night so hard, she bounced off the bed!
Person 2: Brad, you are such a douchebag.
by Flick The Jew March 5, 2017
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tennis racket

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the tennis racket is used to play tennis, obviously
Hey, want to play some tennis?
Sure! Let me bring my tennis rackets!
by DJ NINJA9 November 6, 2020
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Danger Tennis

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Danger Tennis

A game played using a football on an 8m x 4m concrete court with a washing line as a net at 0.75m high,. The game is played with a size 5 leather football (soccer ball if your in the us or summin!!!).

These types of courts are prodominantly found in south welsh gardens!!! but any similar court or garden can be used.

tennis rules apply best of 3 games wins the game. loser gets the ball kicked at there anus (bare skin when possible)...

winner gets the joy of making the loser quiver in pain due to anal abuse from a hard size 5 football!!!

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"Yo shomone, lets roll a funky one and enjoy over a game of Danger Tennis"...

"Shit son, I got my arsed tanned playing Danger Tennis"...

"For shizzle mange tout, your mother has serious danger tennis skills, i still wrecked her anus though... lush
by stinky fuzz May 8, 2009
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teenidis weenidis

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a sudden, yet temporary condition where ones penis becomes incredibly small. This is usually due to extremely low temperatures or drug use.
After eating 8 E bombs and blowing 3 grams of coke, Andy had a severe case of teenidis weenidis.
by sin city bags July 30, 2009
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teeniuses

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teenage super-geniuses who annoy everyone else with their obnoxious, mostly useless, plethora of knowledge
She was pretty upset when a bunch of high school teeniuses pointed out that pluto wasn't a planet.
by waffleguy4 November 19, 2009
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