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Russian Technology

When you play the most amazing game of Escape From Bitches and you use a sight like the PSO and align the lines on the scope to the size of the person to get the right drop off without adjusting your scope. Very innovative technology.
That mf James j got dropped by this shitter ak with my Russian Technology
by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2023
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New Technology

An excuse used in gaming to justify troll builds.
Why are you building AD Le Blanc? -> New Technology
by NoRiceToday March 16, 2023
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Diner technology

An operating system used by a business or individual that is incredibly unrefined, paper-based, and utilized by those unable to adapt and upgrade to modern more efficient ways of doing things.
What ERP system does your company use?

Oh dude, we’ve got diner technology. Check out these hand written log sheets and carbon paper purchase orders.
by anonymous September 13, 2023
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Tongue Technology

A term used my Min Yoongi aka Suga of BTS/Agustd, referenced in his song Agustd in the album of the same name.

Suga explains how he is a great fast rapper and this term hints that he is able to please with his tongue.

Hong Kong is Korean slag for a women's orgasm, using this meaning he can get you to reach your orgasm with his tongue and that he can send you to a distant location knowing he has talent in more than one way.
"Sending listeners to Hong Kong with my rap. My tongue technology"
by BabyStayin2022 November 24, 2023
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Media Technologies

Media Technologies is an Astana IT University major programm. We are unemployed for the rest of our life. But we slay a lot, serve every outfit and just gay. We suck at calculus lectures nevermind. MT students here not for studying java, we meant to be slayest people in this university of stinky cybersecurity students.
- Hey, what's your major?
- Media Technologies, boo.

- Wow, so you're gay AND depressed.
by UrCoquetteGirly February 7, 2024
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Azerbaijan Technology

Azerbaijan Technology™ is a f̶i̶c̶t̶i̶t̶i̶o̶u̶s̶ cooperate entity. It’s a startup founded by an ambitious 14-year-old Azerbaijani boy that provides a variety of a technological services solutions worldwide, especially through a widespread advertising campaign on Instagram. Currently hiring humans (optional)
I cannot believe my best friend works for Azerbaijan Technology!😱
by eggman nega May 3, 2025
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Relativistic Technologies

A class of devices or systems whose core function requires and exploits the mind-bending effects of Einstein's Special Relativity—namely time dilation (moving clocks tick slower) and length contraction—to operate. These aren't just fast things; they're machines where the relativistic distortion is the point, enabling feats impossible in Newtonian physics.
Example: The ultimate high-frequency trading server placed on a vessel in a Lorentz-boosted orbit, where from Earth's perspective, its internal clock slows, allowing it to execute millions more algorithmic cycles per market nanosecond. Or a "Tau-Synch" communication beacon on a near-light-speed probe, which uses its own slowed time perception to compress and encode decades of sensor data into a burst transmission that, when decoded against Earth's faster time, unfolds like a super-high-resolution time-lapse of its journey. They are Relativistic Technologies.
by Dumuabzu January 24, 2026
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