You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.
Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?
Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.
Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?
Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.
Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.
by Tootielover April 11, 2023
To get the attention of a socal media thot using venmo or cashapp.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.
You remember Alexa from HS? We hooked up last night, after I sent $200 thot tax to her venmo. That definitely got her attention.
by Laravel April 30, 2021
by Rolls Troyce May 07, 2023
"I made GE 2 million by inventing a new process for distributing power."
"How much did you make for doing that?"
"My salary is $200,000 a year."
"So basically GE taxed you 90% of the money you made them."
"Yeah, I guess I paid some sort of wage tax."
"How much did you make for doing that?"
"My salary is $200,000 a year."
"So basically GE taxed you 90% of the money you made them."
"Yeah, I guess I paid some sort of wage tax."
by Synthisis December 22, 2015
Guy 1: Why did you pay for a whole year of nudes?
Guy 2: Why not.
Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
Guy 2: Why not.
Guy 1: You know this why simp tax should exist.
by feins September 11, 2020
I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?
by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 16, 2023
A price you pay for being in a relationship. If your partner wants to do something stupid and/or boring, often times you get suckered into participating for fear of being called not being a supportive partner or cold or a bitch or an asshole or something else lame.
Dude #1:
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
Wearing that sweater your Mother-In-Law made that your wife thinks "adorable" but made that Leather Daddy downtown "give you the eye", you look like total fagbait in it.
Dude #2:
My wife likes it when I wear it and this morning she said: "Why don't you ever wear that sweater my Mother made for you? She spent hours making it, she spent hours making it, you could at least wear it! Besides, you look adorable in it." I basically wasn't going to get laid tonight if I didn't wear it, it's the relationship tax.
by sherwoodian May 18, 2011