death and taxes

the only two things that are inevitable in this cruel world

death and taxes are inevitable

by chanslaptop December 7, 2020

america tax

The extra money, time, or quality of life lost as a result of doing business with or interacting with Americans.

The cashier short changed me and then got all confused when I protested; I never got my change back. I guess that's America Tax .

by Skinny Trucker October 13, 2015

blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 15, 2023

Shipping Tax

Amount charged for shipping an item above the actual cost of the item. Used when discussing sites, such as ebay, where sellers will sometimes charge large flat-rate shipping costs in order to try to get more profit from a sale.

I bid low because the shipping tax was outrageous.

by caq July 21, 2008

thot tax

To get the attention of a socal media thot using venmo or cashapp.

Girls on social media will post there venmo or cashapp on their profile. Simps will drop a thot tax in their venmo, then proceed to slide into the DMs.

You remember Alexa from HS? We hooked up last night, after I sent $200 thot tax to her venmo. That definitely got her attention.

by Laravel April 30, 2021

Tootie Tax

You have to give some of your food to your cat, a form of tax.

You can’t just eat like that, you have to pay the tootie tax.

Did you give Max his tootie tax or did you eat all your food?

Look at Thor, she’s waiting for her tootie tax while you’re stuffing your face with this cheeseburger.

Loki didn’t even bother waiting for his tootie tax, he just grabbed a piece of chicken from my plate.

by Tootielover April 11, 2023

Vaseline Tax

The fee paid over and above the retail price of an item that is in short supply and high demand. It basically means you are paying for the vaseline they use to sodomize you.

I bought a new Harley the other day had to pay a steep vaseline tax.

by yert December 1, 2009