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My tampon is gunna pop out!

When something is so ridiculously funny and you laugh so much you exert force from your vagina and it feels as if your tampon would pop out.
Person 1: *Does or says something extremely funny*

Person 2: *Laughing with so much force and gasping for air* Stop... I can't breath... my tampon is gunna pop out!
by 5515ER March 22, 2019
mugGet the My tampon is gunna pop out!mug.

blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D
stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"
by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008
mugGet the blood drenched frozen tampon popsiclemug.

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.
John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"
by diRiculous June 1, 2011
mugGet the I can see your tampon string from heremug.

Tampon Muncher

A person who eats (a) women (woman) out whilst they currently have a tampon inside in.
omg he was a tampon muncher
by Alexistexas2.0 October 4, 2023
mugGet the Tampon Munchermug.

Social Tampon

When an individual is venting to you in a conversation inconsiderate of the person they’re venting to. After said person absorbs their blood, the bleeder disposes of them.
Amy: Matthew stopped speaking with me as soon as he couldn’t talk about himself and vent to me.

Bob: Amy, you were used as a social tampon.
by Shinon September 6, 2023
mugGet the Social Tamponmug.

Tamponous

Characterized by having a wet personality.
That guy's quite tamponous; he ran away after I said I am male and not a microwave.
by Boar1 May 12, 2024
mugGet the Tamponousmug.

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