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Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack
Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch
by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015
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Moving Switch

The act of switching driver while driving a vehicle, Best if done in a larger vehicle like a van or bus.
Aaron had to pee but he was driving so joe offered to hold the wheel so sid can hop in the driver seat while aaron peed in a bottle in the back. Hence, Moving Switch.
by billydick888 January 21, 2009
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Maple Switch

1) A pancake themed canadian swinger party;
2) Blindfolding your partner and then switching places with a friend covered in syrup to hide their smell;
3) An electronic trigger attached to an automated maple syrup harvester.
"Hey Jon, you going to Shirley's Maple Switch tonight?"
"I would, but I hate pancakes and naked Canadians. Cuz I'm racist."
by Ms Gadfly June 14, 2013
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Switched teams

When someone switches genders, Sexuality, or makes themselves appear as a different race
Holy fuck jimmy switched teams
Yeah he changed his name to Travis
by Dumbpolish April 8, 2023
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wii switch

Monica: "there's nothing really fun around my area, but I have a wii switch at home."
by YungAlyx July 31, 2019
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Switch mafuck

It when you go to one room to another to grab a object then two the other room and go back to the same room because you grabes the wrong thing and bring to the next room over and bring another object to the first room.
“I had To bring one object to one room and bring another object to the first room it a big switch mafuck”.
by L. O. L May 18, 2021
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Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.
Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."
by Fauxless April 27, 2020
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