swine media

A general reference to all members of the media (press, radio, TV, Internet) who play on public emotions to turn a minor event into a global crisis... typically with minimal, if any, actual facts or data

John Stewart did a great spoof on the swine media last night on the Daily Show. After showing some clips as examples, he mentioned that he's secretly working on a cure for "raccoon flu" in his basement lab. He says there's more money in developing cures for diseases before they exist! Brilliant!

The swine media will probably take that seriously, and run with it.

by cwhaley May 1, 2009

swine fluenced

1. the state of being influenced by having a horrible sickness or illness much like that of the swine flu.

2. judging a hispanic individual because they might have the swine flu.

Hey, that racist comment was completely swine fluenced by the media!

or

Sorry that I wrote you that message last night, i was swine fluenced by my high fever.

by Acrylic_Onion May 25, 2009

swiney todd

a person who feels swiney (swine flu) but doesn't necessarily mean that the person contracted the virus

Male 1 : Sorry can't go today, i feel feverish
Male 2 : A'ight Swiney Todd! Get well.

by unoneted July 20, 2009

swineochondriac

anyone who thinks they've got swine flu, when in fact they've just got normal flu combined with hyper paranoia.

swineochondriacism is highly contageous and usually spreads when swine flu comes up in discussion. symptoms are constant checking of swine flu symptom websites and trying to locate stock piles of tamiflu.

"Greg's been off for a week now. He's such a swineochondriac."

by vixvixvixvixvix July 23, 2009

sninx

n. 1) A cougar's daughter who poaches her mom's boy toys.

I didn't realize that Jenny was such a sninx until she blew the pool boy while her mom was buying him some bling.

by sparklepants December 15, 2009

Swine Floo Powder

What Harry Potter and his friends use to get from place to place when there's a global pandemic.

Harry: Let's go somewhere!

Ron: Can't, I've got the swine.

Harry: Not to worry, I've got swine floo powder!

Ron: YAYYYYY!!!!11111rotflolololololol!1!!111!

by pacmanawesomepants November 5, 2009

swineball

a miserable person of little motivation, lesser discretion, a conscious disregard for other's feelings and a big fan of gas station hot dogs.

"Jesus Andy get off your ass, take a shower, shut up and kill yourself - what a swineball."

by swineball January 20, 2010