swineochondriac

anyone who thinks they've got swine flu, when in fact they've just got normal flu combined with hyper paranoia.

swineochondriacism is highly contageous and usually spreads when swine flu comes up in discussion. symptoms are constant checking of swine flu symptom websites and trying to locate stock piles of tamiflu.

"Greg's been off for a week now. He's such a swineochondriac."

by vixvixvixvixvix July 23, 2009