Stanford

it is the nauseating feeling you get when you drink your first shot of alcohol.

me: man I am feeling stanford.
friend: better get to a bathroom.

by jack danials May 1, 2020

Staffer

Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.

Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!

by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015

Dream Stan

The Definition of dream Stan means a 5 yr old kid. As f**k as the IQ of a dream Stan is 0
Dream Stan’s are the Definition of dumb as d**k Especially These Dream Stans Argue On Twitter about people's opinion on dream as f**k and sh*t

P1: f*ck dream he is a b**ch

Dream Stan: what the f**k did you say about dream i hope you die 🖕🖕🖕

by omniflaTTV October 1, 2021

Stan

Someone who loves and worships a person who probably doesn't know they exist.

Guy 1. "You really stan Ariana Grande!"
Guy 2. "She is my idol.....yeah ye me yeah"

by tyrellxd October 30, 2020

stanford syndrome

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017

Stanford

Genius of a person, usually pretty cool person, googles everything, asks a lot of questions, answers teachers questions, very lazy, hates stats

Hey isn't that Stanford??

by THEROCK!@#$ November 2, 2021

staffhole

A self-important Capitol Hill staffer. Staffholes usually wear i.d. badges outside of work to prove how important they are, and are frequently on Blackberries or iPhones, conducting "important business."

"I got shoved this morning by some staffhole on his iPhone, updating his Twitter account."

by posesqueen July 22, 2009