squish taco

a blumpkin for a lady; like when you are eating a taco and the meat squishes out the back

Give me a squish taco you lazy piece of shit.

by nikki January 27, 2005

squishings

a farwell only a teenage boy impersonating charlie chaplin would use ;P

cya, bye bye, squishings

by xxel_bella_voche_le_necrophiliac_is_cuming_to_get_uxx October 11, 2006

Squishy Love

The act of self masturbation (generally by females) upon sight of their sexual partner to the point of extreme moisture in the vaginal area. The name Squishy Love comes from the audible sound created during the act.

Jill's boyfriend returns home. Jill see's him, leads him to the bedroom where she then masturbates furiously, creating the aformentioned 'Squsihy' noise.
The boyfriend tell's his friends what happened and could only describe the act as Squishy Love.

by KaX January 6, 2008

Squishy

A highly agressive softshell turtle that lives in Dee Bug's bedroom and tries to eat human fingers.

"Stop biting me, Squishy, it's rude."

by Crimson September 14, 2004

Squishy Ride

When something scares you so bad you have to go home to change your underwear.

He was so scared he almost had a Squishy Ride home.

by AZ Dave July 27, 2008

Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.

A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.

by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011

Squish-pit

The act of putting one's penis in another's armpit for sexual pleasure.

I squish-pit Susie last night. ;)

by S. Q. Pitts February 10, 2014