French Sprinkler

The act of blowing your load in a bitch's mouth, then turning her around and slaping her in the face on both sides causing the jizz to squirt out her mouth. Awesome.

The French Sprinkler is a great way to spend quality time with your family.

by Mitchconnor March 23, 2009

Sprinters

A term my friend Tim uses for tits of size B and under that are "like, firm, ya know" and stay put when a girl runs.

"That chick has huge jugs."
"That's too much for me man. I'm into sprinters."

by Tim's "Friend" April 20, 2018

Sprinkler

The term used to describe and women's completion while she allows herself to urinate as well

Guy: my girls a sprinkler
Firend: What's that?
Guy: what do sprinklers do when you turn them on?

by Chritty November 23, 2011

Eliot Spitzer

Eliot Spitzer is the new leader of New York State. Defeated John Faso with 69% of the vote in 2006.

Eliot Spitzer became governor of New York very easily.

by Alexander "Sasha" Ivanoff May 22, 2007

master splinter

A rat who lives in a sewer with X-box speakers, 5.1 surround sound WoW speakers, Rainbow Six, and a Blue Dickies Jacket. He is also a trainer of the TMNT (teenage mutant ninja turtles) and has a afro.

master splinter has 5.1 surround sound 500 $ speakers.

by Ratfro September 16, 2007

sprinkler

to put your thumb over the pecker hole when you cum. This creates a sprinkler efect, like your thumb over the end of a garden hose. Of corse you do this all over a bitches face after a blow job.

That bitch was so nasty, I gave her the sprinkler, and sent her ass packing.

by Jorpy12 April 13, 2006

splinter cell

A sneaky sexual act performed by two male friends on a girl. While one male is having sex with a girl from behind, he pulls out and immediately hides. Simultaneously, the other male (previously in hiding) carefully sleuths behind the girl and continues fucking her from behind.

You should have seen Maria's face after she realized that Tom and I successfully splinter celled her last night.

by mango070 March 17, 2008