Spiff

LIkes to fart when she wakes up everymorning, just to see how her sleep was. She likes to pick her nose, and she has BEAUTIFUL feet, i must say

all around she makes the world a happier place
love you BBFL <3

Spiff "ouch" ( fell off the fence, and ripped her pants)
ME "bahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahah"
Spiff " suck a big one."

by Mega faith July 11, 2010

Spiff-Diddy-Spiffing

a word for describing a truely great event. i.e something you have found spiffing

Basically a more elaborate form of spiffing

Q: how was your day?
A: Spiff-diddy-spiffing!

by spiffing chap September 1, 2010

Spiff

1. attractiveness in appearance or dress or manner.
2. A synonym for spoof, used commonly in New York.

1. "he gets by largely on pure spiff"
2. "The spiff of the movie is as funny as the movie."

by jasonguy11 September 27, 2010

Scoffer's World

Scoffer's World: Clever wordplay on the mall "Shopper's World" because of many shoplifters who steal from there.

"Scoffer's World is at Victoria Park and Danforth in Toronto Ontario.

Yo' can you go steal me something from Scoffer's World?

by LawrenceEast January 21, 2012

spafftacular

The best orgasm a man can have, as it is is both spectacular and ends in a lot off spaff everwhere, preferrably all over her box or tits...

Fucked yo sister last nite....man it was fuk'n spafftacular!

by imgonnafuckinhurtyou July 25, 2012

snoffle blasted

When you sneeze inside someone's pooper hole

I snoffle blasted inside this chicks pooper hole at this banger last night while she tickled my balls.

by Pooper holes July 13, 2016

Spiff

A person who is unintellectual and thinks they are better than everyone else, usually a chav

No one likes you, bloody spiff

by KiddyMcFiddler November 18, 2016