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Spider Grip

A male masturbatory technique where the man interlocks his fingers, pinky to pointer, so the knuckles are touching. He then places his penis in between the "spider legs" and uses the grip to pleasure himself. This grip often involves the use of the thumbs on the head of the penis. The use of thumbs is often referred to as "Chelin" in reference to the name of a spiders mouth parts.
I'm not a big fan of the stranger, I think the spider grip feels way better.

My gf spider gripped me last night and it was amazing. She even chelied it!
by Mewt April 8, 2010
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Spider Man

Spider man is when you ejaculate into your hand after intercourse, and then in a very spidey way you throw your sperm onto your girls face and then try to drag her closer to you with all the load hanging between your hand and her face
" Last night I was Spider man while my girl tried to get away, she couldn't "
by GayLórd69 August 15, 2016
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White spider gang

Means when you are white a nasty person and you are in a group of plastics and nasty ass people
Isabel: Sam is a bitch
Maddie: She is in the White spider gang
by ellllllaaaaa December 4, 2018
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Green Spider

A spider that is green as it lives in Chernobyl
Oh no there is a green spider. If it bites me I will turn into rip off spider man
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0.5 on the sides

A haircut that has been done nicely, only a group of metes can be part of this clan.
I got that 0.5 on the sides
by Harrynicely January 11, 2014
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petting both sides of the cat

a figure of speech to illustrate when a person takes one viewpoint with one audience, but will take the opposite viewpoint with another in efforts to be liked or create harmony.
-That politician is petting both sides of the cat.

-When your Mom shares Pro-Trump Facebook posts, but at dinner claims to believe he's a racist you would be correct to say: "Mom, you are petting both sides of the cat."
by Jeff Pants October 4, 2016
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