spaghetti scrotum

When you dick game isn't strong and you can't get hard. Your penis is a noodle.

I went home with a guy last night, but he had spaghetti scrotum.

by Sydfin September 18, 2016

spaghetti fountain

a spaghetti fountain is like a bukkake, but instead of a girl, it's spaghetti.

"Bro c'mon! We're doing a spaghetti fountain tonight! Everybody's gonna be there!"

by JamaicanBever May 15, 2016

Spaghetti Syndrome

When you are a genius in school but in person you are an absolute fucking idiot.

You seriously have Spaghetti Syndrome and it annoys the hell out of me.

by SpaghettiSyndrome November 30, 2016

Spaghetti Hand Job

When your girl feels on your pubes like they are noodles in spaghetti.

DJ: Ayo Matt how was last night with Tasha?
Matt: It could have been better, she only gave me a Spaghetti Hand Job.

by OGhypebeast69 July 17, 2017

spaghetti spaganiel

a name for someone named Nathan who loves spaghetti. (warning don't call him this unless your feeling risky)

spaghetti spaganiel rhymes with banana maniel

by asdfghjklpoiuytrewqmnbvcxz April 19, 2017

Spaghetti Demon

Extreme awkwardness or discomfort in social situations. People who often, "Spaghettify" or otherwise act unnatural when speaking with strangers can be classified as "Spaghetti Demons"

Dillon: Hey John? How come when the cashier asked for the money you just kind of stood there and stared at her?
John: I don't know, I just kind of seized up..
Dillon: Jesus John, are you always this much of a Spaghetti Demon?

by Eric The Philosopher May 24, 2017

spaghetti social

Jakes favorite past time

Hey want to go to a spaghetti social with jake?

-no never that dumb bear

by jakelovesbears August 12, 2017