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Sloth.sir

The sexiest mf to ever live (also has a piss kink)
“Omg did you hear sloth.sir is dating mammonsleftfoot?”
by mammonsleftfoot June 17, 2021
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slotheditz

THE BEST EDITOR EVER ISTG- she litereally makes the best edits. I adore her! VERY talanted
slotheditz makes the best edits!
by that’s a secret February 6, 2022
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Slothing and Sleuthing

The act of sitting on the couch, typically hungover, while watching murder mysteries and eating takeout - all day.
Man, I'm hungover, seems like a golden opportunity for a day of Slothing and Sleuthing.
by itszando December 9, 2021
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Slothtalgia

Being enamoured with positive memories of the way things were done in past to the extent that someone is reluctant or unwilling to try things differently.

A portmanteau of sloth and nostalgia.
Grandpa's got slothtalgia. He loved cruising in his old El Camino so much he won't even bother getting in a car without a stick shift.
by DaveInLondon February 20, 2022
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smooth thanos

a person who is in love with another person. but the other person doesn’t want to be in a relationship.
person 1: damn who is that chick over there?
person 2: no bro. you’re being like a smooth thanos right now. that person does not want to be in a relationship.
by Smooth Thanos February 28, 2022
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slothcore

A genre of music that has been described as "very slow (like 20 - 40bpm), dirty & with long pauses to simulate naps. Perfect music for that overworked college/university student in your life."
Man, I really enjoyed Radiohead's Creep remix... it's pure slothcore!
by slotherin July 10, 2022
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iPod Sloth

Refers to users of any number of PDAs (e.g. iPhone, iPod, Blackberry) that use them while in motion; this causes aberrant behaviors in the walking cycle.

The ability to text or read messages while maintaining the necessary sensory input to respond to the world around you is extremely difficult if not impossible. Users often accelerate and decelerate in a manner that seems random to those around them. This makes iPod Sloths a danger to themselves and other.

Hazards include: People (still or in motion, in front or behind), Light Posts, Parking Meters, Traffic
Well officer,
This girl was such an iPod Sloth that she ran into 3 people waiting at the crosswalk, then walked right into traffic without noticing, and never stopped texting!
by Pixel Fiend January 19, 2011
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