Snorkel

Apparatus used when anal diving

Man:Yo bitch, were u hid me snorkel fam, im going ass diving
Bitch:Its on your head already you fucknob
Man:Shit yeah, whip out that ass
Bitch:*whips out that ass*
Man:*Dives in that ass*

by Cockatron9000 March 3, 2017

Chocolate Snorkel

To pull your dick out of her ass, pinch her nose so she can not breathe. Then shove your dick in her mouth by pulling her nose toward you while ejaculating.

The girl was not my type until she said she was into chocolate snorkels.

by blue buddha September 28, 2011

snorgtees

A stupid company which makes pathetic, stupendous, annoying, subdued, shirts often relating to sexual activity. In fact it was made in some Georgian place, although it has arrived in the UK mostly.

Some bitch named Alice Fraasa is a model in the cheap-ass advertisements.

Tom: Hey Edd, look at this stupid ad!
*Tom and Edd stare at a Snorgtee*
Edd: "IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME FOR A BEER", what a stupid ad, beer makes everything worse while it destroys your brain cells and turns you into a metaphorical retard.
Tom: Boy, Edd, that was a real sentence, let's buy their company and make educational humour shirts!
Edd: Yeah!

*Tom and Edd buy Snorgtees for $15.89*

by Nooboob February 20, 2010

snorkel

Oh My God! I can't believe nobody knows a real snorkel! It's when a girl is giving you a blowjob and when you are about to come you stick your dick deeper down her throat and pinch her nose. Your dick IS the snorkel.

I stuck my dick down Leyla's throat and pinched her nose when i was about to nut and gave her a snorkel.

by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006

Snooge

a contemporary reference to a male’s genitals that have been so influenced by gravity that his testicles droop far below his flaccid penis.

"dude the other day after a hot snower i totally had a snooge! my balls were so saggy!"

by ted snooget December 13, 2009

Snorejob

When you are receiving a blow job and the person performing the blow job falls asleep in the process and begins to snore.

Matt: Nic, I heard that chick gave you a Blowjob?

Nic: Blowjob? That shit was a Snorejob. She fell asleep right when it got good!

by Matt - DrLawls October 5, 2008

Snoigens

A word that's in use for a replacement involving any label in the infinite grammar structure of the infinite language.

Don't be afraid of snoigens or snoigens will be afraid of you!

Ooh! Snoigens in so intellectual for me to pronounce!

I know, the best thing is the snoigens.

by Snoigens August 26, 2010