sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 21, 2024

sloped roof

Metaphor used when a justification can’t be made for negligence or lack of productivity or timeliness, particularly in a work setting.

Origin: The excuse made by the United States Secret Service Director, Kimberly Cheatle, for the negligence during the assassination attempt on former President, Donald Trump at the Pennsylvania rally July 13, 2024.

(Disclaimer: The author of this definition does not condone or tolerate political violence)

Kimberly Cheatle: “And so, there’s a safety factor that would be considered there that we wouldn’t want to put somebody up on a sloped roof. And so, the decision was made to secure the building, from inside.”

Boss: Why is your project late? Sloped roof get in the way?

by bruh421 July 21, 2024

Snoredogging

The holistic practice of achieving a blissful meditative state by observing your dog as they sleep. The rhythmic breathing and gentle snores of a slumbering dog serve as a profound source of relaxation. Seasoned practitioners report an inability to respond effectively to nagging tasks allowing them to immerse fully in the now.

I can't make it to the boozer. I've beed a bit stressed at work. I'm gonna stay in with Barney and practice some 'Snoredogging'

by BARNEYBED August 28, 2024

StoredDragon

when you put a computer in front of someone bald and they believe they are famous

Oh no! Humphrey was given a HP and now is StoredDragon.

by Cowcrzy January 20, 2024

Slore

A slut that should have been a whore.

Whores get paid, while sluts do it for free!

Person 1: look at Tina, she's such a slore!

She sucked 10 dudes and still can't buy a soda out the store.

by Darkangel92 February 9, 2024

Slired

A combination of "Slay" and "Tired". When you're still trying to slay, but too tired to do it properly.
A half-ass attempt to slay.

Bethany was so hungover at brunch this morning, but with that cute dress, she still slired.

by BillyBobThornberry November 15, 2023

StoredDragon

1) A bitch.
2) A streamer on twitch.

Omg she's is such a StoredDragon.
Did you know they are a StoredDragon?

by Cowcrzy November 27, 2023