Take the slide

To abruptly and publicly end your association with something, usually a job or relationship. Derives from former JetBlue airline attendant Stephen Slater's flamboyant exit from the industry, when he cursed out a passenger, grabbed two beers from the galley, activated the emergency slide and exited the plane.
If that a-hole Hanrahan makes me redo that report again, I swear to God I'm going to trash this place and take the slide.

Jenny threw a fit and said I had to go with her to that lame-ass Hummel figurines convention in Tulsa again, so I just grabbed my jacket and my toaster oven and took the slide.
by Wuzee August 11, 2010
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mustard slide

Asshole. Funniest euphemism I've ever heard. A fellow student in NCO school used it way back when.
That gay dude liked nothing better than to take it up the mustard slide!
by BobC February 07, 2006
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Slip and Slide

To call a woman by a derogatory name such as cunt or whore, get a head start before she begins to chase you, pause long enough to ejaculate on the floor behind you, causing the bitch to slip and crack her head; often followed by a gang bang ritual
Man, she was all up in my grill, so I dished out a slip and slide and I haven't heard from her since.
by David Seville March 25, 2003
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Slippery Slide

When a group of guys sit in a circle and masturbate until the floor is covered in semen. Then have a contest to see who can stand the longest without falling.
Last Saturday me and the boys pulled a slippery slide in Gina's room
by BushesBestBaked October 15, 2018
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Acid Slide

Where the male and/or female utilize their own or anothers vomit as lubrication prior to sexual intercourse.
Woman: "Oh you're rubbing me raw"
Man: "Give me a second" *vomits into hand*
Woman: "Oh thats tingly"
by conceptsofvice August 06, 2005
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slide-off

1.Sasha Pinero who lives on kingsbridge and webb.
2.A nasty excuse for a female that will slide on any guy's dick raw after only knowing them for two days.
3.Female meaningless to any man
1. Oh that's the "Slide-off."
2.That's just a nasty slide-off don't talk to her.
3.slide-off's are treated like yesturday's trash
by Chula #1 April 24, 2005
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land slide

When you go to pick up a slice of pizza and all the toppings slide off into the box leaving you holding a triangle of crust.
Damn, my pizza had a land slide.
by Ken Gman March 15, 2008
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