Scissor Slapping

To slam vaginas together to create the same outcome one would expect from jumping in a rain puddle.

Friend 1: Julie told me Becky has phenomenal beef curtains
Friend 2: How the fuck do you know that?
Friend 1: Because Julie had a scissor slapping marathon with her last night

by Gingerballin November 13, 2018

slap the board

Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.

A mad lad was forced to play slap the board and lost.

by kaspear February 10, 2019

slap the titty

A game involving one or more persons and a bag of wine.

Said bag is commonly found packaged in boxes under cheap wine labels such as Franzia.

During a turn, the participant must slap the "Titty," (read: wine bag) with an open palm, and imbibe immediately after.

Variations include: changes in who holds the Titty, who pours the Titty, and whether or not the participant literally sucks the Titty.

Points may be awarded for creativity, finesse, and drink duration.

In the end it's less of a game and more of an excuse to get friends to binge drink with you under the impression that they are paying a game

"Let's slap the Titty!"
..."You have a drinking problem."

by bdeggz January 30, 2016

bust on slap

to leave, to exit a situation. can also be reversed and used as "slap on bust". or shortened to just slap, or bust.

are you ready to bust on slap from here?

by cjhstl June 8, 2009

Slapping Purses

The act of hostile and competitive scissoring between sexual partners

Kate and Magdalena were slapping purses so hard last night both have bruised gooches.

by Basely Minor November 23, 2019

Nun Slapped

When a female refuses to engage in sexual activity.

I was putting the moves on hard with that new chick in the office but I got nun slapped.

by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017

slap a fifth

The act of getting so drunk one must finish off a fifth of liqueur in one day and still be conscious enough to slap the bottle.

Trey wanted to get sauced so he said, "let's slap a fifth."
Trey was so cheesed he must've slapped a fifth.
Hey, let's slap a fifth.

by #thatguyinthecorner January 15, 2013