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Skirt Sneeze

When a woman queefs and her vagina sprays out mucus like a sneeze.
"Bro, I was about to go down on Lauren when she skirt sneezed in my face!"
by Boo, Jhigga July 14, 2024
mugGet the Skirt Sneezemug.

Blouse and skirt

Swearing with terms that refer to clothes are quite common in the Jamaican dialect.

Blouse and skirt is a swear word used by elders!

Equivalent:Damn, Frigging!

Other swear words that mention the use of clothes are bloodcloth, pussycloth, rasscloth, bombocloth (all pronounced clart or claat in Patois).
Yo blouse and skirt!leave people pickeney alone
by Tropical Rythms December 12, 2021
mugGet the Blouse and skirtmug.

Log Skirt

A lot skirt is a pencil skirt worn by a fat person.
“Omg, did you see Becky in that pencil skirt today?” -person

“It looked more like a log skirt” -person 2
by thot-o-meter December 10, 2018
mugGet the Log Skirtmug.

skirt nob

A soft person who uses unsavory techniques and sabotage to drag down superior rivals in order to gain strength in public opinion. Phrase equivalent to "Dude! Pull yer skirt down, yer nob is showing."
Person1: Did you hear Ryan Day hired a private dick to spy on Michigan and Jim Harbaugh?
Person2: Columbus Blackbeard is such a skirt nob!
by Allroy4Prez November 3, 2023
mugGet the skirt nobmug.

t-skirt

term derived from the XL t-shirts worn by females wearing short shorts that gives the illusion of them not having pants on.
"hot damn is that girl not wearing pants?!?"

"calm your tits bro, it's just a t-skirt"
by burgundy14 August 21, 2014
mugGet the t-skirtmug.

Smarty skirt

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed
by Z lady September 9, 2020
mugGet the Smarty skirtmug.

skirt tails

Don't let those skirt tails come in this house again.
by Jo_xo October 7, 2023
mugGet the skirt tailsmug.

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