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Barber Shopping

(Verb) The act of jerking off between two mirrors so as to have an infinite number of reflections of yourself to watch. Done only by the most narcissistic and self-absorbed of {assholes.
Donald Trump is known to do a bit of barber shopping while thinking of his daughter Ivanka.
by That one guy...you know? June 7, 2020
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school shootings on mars

martians are ding evyerdyay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Ddddffffdddd September 27, 2020
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Shopping Legs

The event in which a person (usually male) suffers from aches and pains in the legs, usually due to being dragged around high streets or shopping centres, usually by females!
Male: "Let's go home, my legs are killing me!"
Female: "You're such a bitch you get shopping legs within five minutes!"
by mrfitz January 18, 2009
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shooting the moon

(Expression used in Alleghenies, U.S. South). To expose one's buttocks in public, especially out of a car or pickup truck window, while passing another vehicle.
"Roll down the window Lester, 'cause I'm shooting the moon!"
by mollymeaghanmalarkey September 9, 2014
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Locker Shopping

The act of searching and or yoinking items from another person locker during the school year. Can be usefull to find sports realated items
Joe: Yo check out this sweater i just got from Locker Shopping.
Moe: Dam ill give u 20$ for it?
by Robotron March 7, 2007
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Drop Your Shopping

Jon (sniffing): Did you Drop your shopping?
James: Ah, yea, that was me, I'm back on meat
by Streaker30 August 15, 2009
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Shopping

A code word for going down on a girl. Because where do you go shopping? DOWNTOWNNNN!
"Man, I went shopping with Karen last night, and boy, was it fun!"
by eas304 May 12, 2010
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