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Second Hand Material

To reuse a joke that was already said earlier, but is still as funny or funnier the second time. It could be so funny, that it will become an inside joke.
Tuesday: Hey Joel, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
LOLL!
Thursday: Hey Kat, I have skittles in my mouth... wanna taste the rainbow?
DOUBLE LOLL!!
Kat: You just used second hand material you bitch!
by AndyTheKat December 20, 2008
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second law

a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.
"person 1: (after going to restaurant) that pie had way too much cream on it but i ate in anyway.
person two: dude, second law."
by 256msg March 26, 2009
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Second Hand Breath

The odor of cigarette smoke that lingers off an excessive smoker and is so over powering it can cause lung cancer.
I couldn't focus anything Pam was saying to me cause i thought i was gonna die from her Second Hand Breath;
by TheCoyle September 24, 2010
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second hand game

Hitting on the less attractive girl of the group while occasionally paying attention to the hotter girl. This leads to the hotter girl questioning why she is not being hit on and will throw herself at you. Resulting in second hand game.
Guy 1: 'Dude, I was hitting on Rachelle and Laura ended up throwing herself at my feet'

Guy 2: 'Gotta love that second hand game'
by Chronic player March 18, 2011
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Second Boner

Can occur as quickly as five minutes after first boner has run its course. Often unpredictable, always exciting. Enjoy!
by xoxojh December 27, 2011
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The Second Day After Never

Beyond never. It will not only never happen, but I would bet against it happening until all time ends, plus two days. (and what is a "day" after time stops?)
Q: Do you think the pope will become a muslim or a jew?

A: Sure, He'll become a Jew or a Muslim the second day after never.
by RacistAsshole November 17, 2011
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Microsoft second

Usually equal to 3-4 seconds when the computer is new.. After one month of use though, this turns into 10-15... and After a year you might as well go to bed if it tells you it has one second left.
"One second left on download" ..... 20 minutes later......
"One second left on download" ..... 1 microsoft second later.... you wake up from your 3 hour nap
by Apple FTW April 27, 2012
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