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Common Sense Balloon

A common sense balloon is a conservative person with a generally anti-intellectual outlook on life, they rely exclusively on “common sense” without examining issues more closely and are particularly opposed to science-based reasoning and fundamentally despise political correctness in all forms.

In social media, they usually graduated from the school of hard knocks/school of life, almost always have a car, boat, motorcycle, truck or an animal they’ve killed in their display photos somewhere and consistently use absolutely atrocious grammar and sentence structure.

As the polar opposites to an SJW, one could use the term “CSB” in reference to their predisposed hatred of virtually all progressive social movements, which makes them just as irritating and laughable as SJWs.
Scientist: Vaccines are safe, Climate Change is real and currently human-induced, and your vacuous outlook on life is deplorable.

Barry: fuck of u lefty fuckin soyboy i got common sense pc culture has ruined everything!!!!!!

Scientists: It seems we are faced with a common sense balloon.
by The Handball King June 14, 2020
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Hyper Cyber Spidey Sense

the cyber spidey sense, when someone has the ability to supersense someone's emotions, even through the cold interface of a chat box. usually referred to HCSS or magical powers.
5p1d3rm4n: hey
sad_girl: hey

5p1d3rm4n: you seem down. whats up?
sad_girl: wow, your HCSS is off the charts!!

5p1d3rm4n: don't even worry about that boy, he's not worth it!
sad_girl: maaan, you always know what to say :)

5p1d3rm4n: gotta love that hyper cyber spidey sense!
by pramita December 3, 2007
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Your sense Dey leak

As a word simply describes aa an (idiot) talking out of sense, (humour) (meaningless talks) (mentally deranged)
Broh, it's like your sense Dey leak, you are losing it.

Sisi, you are going off point, you Dey talk like who her sense Dey leak.
by Jay-Dre January 1, 2020
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The book Angelica has been reading lately
I've been reading Common Sense by Thomas Paine, so men say that I'm intense or I'm insane.
by gundhamtanakasuperfan February 1, 2019
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When someone has taken a joke the wrong way and their expression on their face is all you need to confirm this. This can also be applied when due to being in public (e.g. live TV or in front of friends) they can't say they are annoyed but they can't hide it from their facial expression.
Husband - 'You know your that dress looks a bit tight for you darling'
Wife - (Sense of Humour Failure Face) '....'
Husband - 'Is that my phone ringing upstairs... I'm just going to check' (runs away)
by Maxctran May 26, 2016
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my spider sense is tingling

What is said sarcasticly when a slow-witted somebody discovers that things are not as they appear long after everyone else has assumed it. Derived spiderman
This car is still making a rattling sound, are you sure you fixed it?

My spider sense is tingling.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 30, 2004
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The Doctor Of Common Sense

An ex-YouTuber and online bully who always be sounding like a terrorist who always be sporting on shades as if he was born with them. Despite that he claims to be a conservative and he criticizes Democrats or people who are not conservative he hates John McCain, mitt Romney, and other conservatives who are not exactly like Donald Trump. Extremely hostile and aggressive towards Muslims, homosexuals and anybody who does not 100% agree with him on anything. If you disagree with him on anything he will criticize you to death and label you as a cancer to society.
Hello and welcome to common sense TV I’m your host, the doctor of common sense.
by Zero2infinity September 19, 2018
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