Safety Week

A period of time, usually a week, that is used when "taking a break" from ones relationship in order to hook up with some other partner. Used in conjunction with a semi-truth or lie about why said break is needed, the safety week adds a period of time to the "initial break" to serve the purpose of appearing like the break was actually needed, and not thought up for the pleasure of "cheating".

How are you and Sarah doing?

-Ok, i wanna hook up with my friend over summer vacation so I'm gonna tell Sarah I need a break and then get with that other chick.

Won't it seem suspicious that you want to get back with Sarah RIGHT after you get back from vacation? You should use a safety week or two.

by Bumble-Puppy June 22, 2011

illusion of safety

thinking you are not in danger

if you live an california, you only have the illusion of safety from ohio.

by TapCat November 6, 2022

Safety windmill

The act of windmilling before coitus. Ensures readiness and boosts performance.

Man I safety windmilled last night. She said I was awesome!

Thanks safety windmill!

by Badmanh May 27, 2016

Safety

Chase Trent

Chase Trent always wears hard hat and knee pads to ensure the safety of himself and others.

by kc66 January 19, 2024

Safety Smiley

A smiley within a text that is only there to make a negative or mean remark seemingly less bad. Often used by passive-aggressive people.

Man your hair looks like dogshit again :) (<- Safety Smiley)

by Nick_knock April 7, 2022

Safety baby daddy

A Safety Baby Daddy is a friend whom agrees to have a baby with you after a certain age if you have remained single and childless.

“If I don’t have a child by 35, can we agree to have a child with each other?”

“Yes I will be your safety baby daddy”

by Taylour Paige December 11, 2021

safety whore

A construction company that enforces strict safety rules having sold out to the insurance carrier for a cheaper premium

The general contractor on that project is a safety whore.

by Cmmncnts May 10, 2018