church skirt

"Bitch look at that church skirt"
by Bobfrieda February 11, 2016
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Smarty skirt

Zoee is such a smarty skirt, she puts me to shame. - Ed
by Z lady September 10, 2020
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jean skirt

Attire for a woman who recently survived chemo or is interested in other women.
That jean skirt is looking fierce.
by Superman72419 December 20, 2011
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Brown-Skirting

A sub genre or scat pornography in which the main female participant is wearing a white skirt, until it's suddenly covered with their own fecal matter. Hence the name, "brown-skirting".
"I really love it when girls are as into 'brown-skirting' as I am."
by psyguy2020 October 01, 2022
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Skirt-Dodger

(noun)
An individual who, when faced with scrutiny or suspicion, takes actions to appear innocent or virtuous solely to evade investigation or potential consequences, rather than out of genuine goodness or moral character.

-- This term is often used to describe someone who employs manipulative tactics or engages in superficial acts to deflect attention away from their questionable behavior or to deter further probing into their actions.
Person A: "Did you hear about Mark? He donated a large sum of money to charity after news of his financial misconduct broke out."
Person B: "Yeah, but I doubt he did it out of the goodness of his heart. He's just a skilled Skirt-Dodger trying to avoid getting caught and investigated further."
by ahundredovens July 25, 2023
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News Skirt

Noun.

A female propagandist who attempts to make her statements seem more believable through an attractive appearance.
Turn the TV off, the news skirt is lying to use again.
by Bobb6 November 08, 2021
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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 28, 2025
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